I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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