You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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