Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I would ride that face into the sunset
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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