I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
She told me I should be a condom model.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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