I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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