Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
The ass gains better be worth it
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