i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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