the new term for farting is butt boxing.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Less talking, more tequila
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
