i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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