she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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