Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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