But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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