Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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