butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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