You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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