shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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