Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
