How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
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