how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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