I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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