i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
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