i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
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