3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
