And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
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