I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
her vagine was all disorganized.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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