scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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