She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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