i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i barfeds in our rink
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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