How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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