you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Randomize
