It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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