if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Less talking, more tequila
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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