And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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