she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
i out mim tonsoeep
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