You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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