Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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