no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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