just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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