Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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