Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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