I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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