Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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