This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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