But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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