Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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