Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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