and you said cock pushups were impossible
Too much gin, very little bucket
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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