We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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