Having a random hookup so left but love u
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
