Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize