Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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