Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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