she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
This house was built for laser tag.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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