No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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